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1. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with? you bet!!
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? YES PLEASE!
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? The right
4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? Yes
5. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath? Yes
6. Do you watch/read pornography? absolutely
7. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? More often than not I like an aggresive man but I have my moods...
8. Do you love someone on your blogroll? Of course, I love all the bitches on my roll!
9. Would you choose love or money? Love, I can make my own money
10. Your top three favorite kinks in bed? Hair pulling, spanking and bondage
11. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually? yes
12. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex? I don't think I've ever HAD romantic sex....nor do I wish to
13. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? My father's desk
14. Have you ever been caught having sex? Yes
15. Ever been to a bar just to get sex? No
16. Ever been picked up in a bar? Yes
17. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex? Yes many times
18. Had sex in a movie theater? Are we counting oral?
20. Had sex in a bathroom? Yes
21. Have you ever had sex at work? Yes
22. Bought something from an adult store? Shockingly no, I do at home toy parties and always ordered through them, so I've been in the stores but preferred my discount with the company I work for.
23. Do you own any sex toys? BOXES LITERALLY. we get a lot of freebies.
24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film? yes
25. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name? LOL yes
26. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse? No
27. What's your favorite sexual position? Doggy style
28. What's your favorite sex act? GOOD oral sex.
29. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time? Yes.
Thursday, August 25, 2011
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Why I don't work there anymore....Part 1
First, let me just say, even though I know no one will believe me, I did not take a job in law enforcement as some twisted way of accessing every badge bunnies wet dream: endless cops. I took it because it was available, it paid my bills and it was what I majored in in college.
My second job with a PD is where todays story comes from. My first night on the job, Topher walked in and I thought 3 things, WOW, DAMN and STRIPES, JACK POT! It was lust at first sight. For both of us, but it took a few months for the lust to boil over.
First it verbally boiled over, Topher would spend WAY too much time in the station and not on patrol. Hours on end spent talking, flirting and trying to avoid touching and save our jobs. His self control was the most annoying quality I've ever dealt with and when he combined it with his ability to write me emails and messages that left wet spots on my chair, I'm suprised I'm not in a padded room somewhere rocking back and forth and screaming his name.
Lets remember though, he was still but a man and he had revealed to me all of his turn-ons. Black dresses, strappy heels, how he liked my hair, his favorite among my collection of perfumes and exactly what touches and words send him over the edge. One night, I'd had enough playing and I decided to turn up the heat. I included every single, last turn-on into that well planned and well orchestrated outfit (never say I don't know how to be a dirty girl) and on my way out at the end of my shift and the beginning of his, I stopped in his office.
I'd say I'd spare you the details, but what fun would that be? We thought the station was empty, except for the dispatcher (who, as my bestfriend, new better than to interrupt.) We were wrong. About the time his fingers found just the riiiiiiiiiiiight spot, the door to the cell block slammed shut. I nearly fell off the desk. And my panties were still around my ankles, under the desk when the officer walked by. I doubt he missed what was going on. That ended my night of seduction....
but it certainly wasn't the end of Topher...
My second job with a PD is where todays story comes from. My first night on the job, Topher walked in and I thought 3 things, WOW, DAMN and STRIPES, JACK POT! It was lust at first sight. For both of us, but it took a few months for the lust to boil over.
First it verbally boiled over, Topher would spend WAY too much time in the station and not on patrol. Hours on end spent talking, flirting and trying to avoid touching and save our jobs. His self control was the most annoying quality I've ever dealt with and when he combined it with his ability to write me emails and messages that left wet spots on my chair, I'm suprised I'm not in a padded room somewhere rocking back and forth and screaming his name.
Lets remember though, he was still but a man and he had revealed to me all of his turn-ons. Black dresses, strappy heels, how he liked my hair, his favorite among my collection of perfumes and exactly what touches and words send him over the edge. One night, I'd had enough playing and I decided to turn up the heat. I included every single, last turn-on into that well planned and well orchestrated outfit (never say I don't know how to be a dirty girl) and on my way out at the end of my shift and the beginning of his, I stopped in his office.
I'd say I'd spare you the details, but what fun would that be? We thought the station was empty, except for the dispatcher (who, as my bestfriend, new better than to interrupt.) We were wrong. About the time his fingers found just the riiiiiiiiiiiight spot, the door to the cell block slammed shut. I nearly fell off the desk. And my panties were still around my ankles, under the desk when the officer walked by. I doubt he missed what was going on. That ended my night of seduction....
but it certainly wasn't the end of Topher...
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